After many years of awesome and grotesque Hellsing OVA's, the last one was released a month ago and the subtitled English version was distributed online some days ago.
I am still in shocked because somehow I wanted more out of it and my expectations were not fulfilled.
Be prepared for a bunch of spoilers and
First thing that I noticed is that somehow female Alucard somehow smack the shit out of Walter and he got younger? I honestly haven't seen the 9th OVA since it was released but that transition... Got me fucking confused. BTW, I was already expecting a huge motherfucking battle between the two and at the end I was pretty damn lost... Did I like miss something?
Second, battle between Ivan's evil werewolf twin brother and Seras. Apparently, everyone just wanted to fucking die and were damn happy to fight and die for whatever the dumb reason they did all the motherfucking war.
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| Ivan from |
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| Come on!! It is Ivan's twin Nazi brother! bet this dog is also from Mother Russia |
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| The only damn good shit about this fight is the fanservice |
Anyhow, I got all freaking sexy Alucard in all his old Dracula glory:
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| I want this frame as a HUGE WALL POSTER! |
Yeah...also his half ass-ed dramatic wanna be death
Alucard "dies" and at this point I am like "WTF HAPPENED TO WALTER?"
Instead of a battle, I got amazing visuals of Walter's failure to kill Alucard and his 'grief'. Enjoy~
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| Walter and Alucard's pelvic ribbon |
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| Walter posing like a motherfucker kickass good for nothing |
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| Walter going nuts for Alucard... I can't blame him bc I would have done so too.... |
Not me, because I knew all along he was indeed GIN SAN!!!
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| Gintama reference, you don't get it? your life sucks dick for skittles |
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| This is the "What if the Titanic wasn't a boat and didn't hit an iceberg, instead it hit a shit load of bombs" |
Forgot to mention that Walter gets shoots like tons of fucking times by a priest that has no cheeks and nobody cares to remember his name.
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| WRONG! It is only half way of the damn OVA |
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| Walter, why you look so hot on this part? Not sure if to feel like a pedo or not... |
Here comes the part that makes this end worth of waiting, Walter killing the useless doctor that in return gave us information about an unknown identity that has something to do with Alucard. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!! like... REALLY? NOW YOU THROW THIS BITCH IN THE PLOT?
Whatever the fuck man, whatever... I didn't really need to know what was the whole deal with her.
ALL I FUCKING CARE WAS WALTER ANYWAY!!!
So, we see Walter in a reign of flames, wires, blood and beauty every fucking where. I am super serious, he dies with dignity even when he states to be "pathetic"
PATHETIC MY ASS!!!
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| Young Walter |
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| Old Walter |
After his death, 30 years pass and whatya know... Integra is an old
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| Who can't get over Walter *tear* |
Ohh yeah, Alucard comes back... No shit *sarcasm once again*
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| He tries to sneak in and fails. |
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| NO WAY! I thought you were nurturing kids in Africa. |
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| I am wet and it is not raining... |
This is basically the end...
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The Bird of Hermes Is My Name, Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame |
As you can tell, ending wasn't good enough for me. I give it a 8/10 because of the visuals that kicked ass, characters and voice acting. The only thing that lacked for me was the end of the story, I was expecting more and I feel like it wasn't wrapped up well enough to fit this series.
Anyhow, I shall leave you with my favorite ending song. Magnolia~
