Well, not a lot but I got a job and a place so that must count for not been able to post crap on my lovely blog. To be honest, I missed blogging and whatnot, it was like a diary...sort of. Thus, I decided to dedicate this post to my future self, apparently there was a thing going on Youtube about talking to your old self, writing like a letter/vlog to your teenage you as to make awareness on how teenagers have it rough with their self esteem and whatnot...to which I give zero fucks to be honest.
To me it is just a huge propaganda to feel sorry for your privileged ass, whoever has the means to have internet, cable, video games, a computer, a roof and food to eat, has not enough life hardship, and thus they have a need to have some sort of crisis in their accommodated lives. I do feel sorry for this generation, so much potential has gone down the drain as a human civilization. Talk about a viral debate over the color of a dress... I am not asking to debate over global warming, cancer or politics... but really, a dress???
So, future self, as you can guess I am the usual grumpy person as ever... you know, you were worried about turning 27 and here you are (I hope) Remember being afraid at 21 over your mortality and whatnot? Hell, I do and I am still slightly uncomfortable since we have forgotten about hopes and dreams. Instead you have been inclined to waste time playing video games (yeap...Xbox One has been your doom) watching shit tons of anime (Look at your anime list and feel shame) Woman...you are writing this in your working hours (I hope you don't get fired by Gorgon Leticia) and don't even get me started on all the useless shit you have acquired (Instead of paying your taxes). Anyway, you are not THAT bad, at least you keep yourself literate by reading books, if there is any hope for you...I think that is it.
Going back to recording what has happened over a year since I have blogged, I shall tell ya what amusing things you have done:
- You have become a porn director, your film "Chocolate Magma' got tons of awards. Who would have guessed that high school fantasy about swimmer boys covered in chocolate would one day paid off. Yes, you were able to recruit you high school crush and his supah fabulous hot friend to play the main roles.
- Internet famous, look at your Instagram, everyone follows you and your crazy adventures, everyone wants to see what you see and oh my dear, Twitter... I am amused by all the people who quote you. Are these two a thing in the future?
- You married a famous Youtuber after you meet him at a game convention, love at first sight. Joseph Gordon Levitt did not happened... Too much of an age difference and it wouldn't have worked and you know it! Still no kids, but you still have the crazy idea of adopting a Chinese girl...so NOT for tax return purposes.
- Starting your book, you wanted to publish some sort of thesis about new behaviors in this technological era and whatnot, but you are waiting to go back to your field for that and so...an autobiography is out of the question too. Instead, you kept on going with the Short Story about Magic and It. Looks promising, something along the lines of "Twilight" hey, if there is 50 Shades of Grey going on...it is worth a shot.
- I feel like I am doing this as if in the near future I have amnesia and don't remember a shit... Which is highly possible because I have the worst shitty ass memory as evah! I do believe that there is a "forgetting" scientific and chemical progress that happens to humans and I do have the ability to do that as efficient as possible.
Instead I'll tell ya what kinda happened with illustrations and whatnot (No banana for scale cuz this is not 9GAG)
You also cosplay Fire Princess:
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| Kawai Pff~ |
Not only that but you found your anime Twin, Hanji Zoe from Attack on Titan. First cosplay and totally nailed it:
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| Having Crysta and Ymir helps too |
Now you only need to work on Mirai's cosplay:
That was basically your Otaku life, you got a gamer one too...You finally gave up on facebook games to go to the main leagues and...remember your disgusting obsession with Destiny?
Yeap, you played non stop after the complex migraine that occurred on September 19. Not to make you remember this incident, but part of you died...No kidding, up to date everything during those months is a huge blur. You couldn't speak properly for days and the headache lasted for weeks. Luckily the costly CT scan came out alright and no tumors...but yeah, you don't remember much between September-January. Anyway, going back to your gaming life. You weren't happy until this:
Still no Nechrocasm but Crota can suck his huge sharp penis, hairy mucus balls, and black soul sucking ass
You also haven't finished Sunset Overdrive but the similarity between my character and I can't be unseen.
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| It has my "WTF" face |
You uploaded some videos whenever you went to see Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull, but you never finished uploading the whole concerts (Shame on you)
Playlist for Sex & Love CONCERT
I am getting tired of this, you just need to look on your facebook what the hell you did...
As up to date:
GT on xbox is: iLoveTitans69 You thought it was funny since Titanfall was your first game (Which you half hated afterwards) and it goes with your Hanji personality...
Instagram: DKCesia
Goodreads list: Cesia's List of Books
Myanimelist: DKCesia
Still no Takano san, but one day...one day...
P.S. Lootcrate and Betoyo have also taken over your money, but so far it is worth it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note to myself: I hope I can keep on blogging about anime (specially Death Parade) also I want to do some Spanish dub "Ano Mori de Matteru" is on the list. I want to do some reading,gaming and music reviews. I want to keep this alive somehow, so internet, here I come again...Not in the perverted way!!
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| No Takano san yet but, I got two hugs from Markiplier at PAXSouth :3 |
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