Friday, April 29, 2011

With whom would I cheat my Non-existent BF?

    This question popped into my mind while listening to “I like it” by Enrique Iglesias. How did that happened? Well, for once I paid attention to the lyrics, and he talks about cheating on his girlfriend, with the “girl” he is singing the song to. He tells her to do it with him since her “boyfriend is on vacation and he doesn’t have to know”. In conclusion this little story is the background for this post.

So, IF I had a boyfriend who would I cheat him with…

1.       What do you know… it is ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

a.       He is a delicious temptation. Gio wouldn’t be able to say no to him, the guilt would be immense and painful. I would think something like “Forgive me God, forgive *insert name of future boyfriend*, forgive me Dante, forgive Konitan….BUT I can’t help it, IT IS ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!!!” So, yeah…I would be crying and screaming in pleasure I mean… pain, a guilty pleasure? YESH!!!

The way he says "teaRRs" is very sexoso and yes, Gio wants to be with you :3

It all started with this song

2.       Sakurai Atsushi

a.       A sex god!!! Damn it!!! Too much smexyness for Gio. If he were to do something sexy with his tongue or hands, I would be a goner before anything can ever happen. Sadly, I will say yes but my body will die in the process. Oh yeah my thinking would be “OH MY GAHDD, Sakurai….don’t do that, stop it!! Poor mannequin…my heart is beating too fast everything is dizzy…” (X_X)

DON'T look at his hands lol

At 4:22 I bet I am not the only one shivering ;) 

3.       Konishi Katsuyuki

a.       Wouldn’t be much of an affair since he is my husband lol. BUT, if it were to happen in real life, I would go to Heiven… If he whispers my name in that deep sexy voice on my ear and breathing heavily on my next. I will suffer a fangirl urgasm overload OVER 9000!! And DIE!!!! With a smile on my face… “I can’t believe it, it is Konitan…OHH DEAR JESUS H CRIST, don’t know what he is saying…did he just said my name?? HE DID!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! KYAAAA uhhhh urgasm…is my heart s…stopping?” (x_x)



I just notice hot and sexy Hisagi has a character song (3 actually, how did I miss this??)


4.       David Villa

a.       I watched the world cup cheering for Spain for one powerful reason: DAVID VILLA. Why does he have to be married? With kids…Gio will think “I can’t have an affair with you, it is just wrong…you have kids and… AND kiss me goodbye” (^3^) yeap, I would only be able to kiss him passionately once….maybe twice. EL Guaje grrrrrrrr “Let’s take a siesta together”




5.       Guillermo (Billy) Méndez

a.       Part of a mexican rock band, who I can’t figure why I like him. He is not that hot…let’s face it, but there is something about him. In my mind: “Gio he is starring at you, and you are staring…it is bc that mustache is not sexy right? Hehehe why are u nervously laughing in your mind? …wait,did he just asked me to go with him….OKAY”

The one that appears at the beginning...w the mustache

This one is just an awesome song and felt like posting it XD

I think this is a pretty good list for now ;)
Maybe I’ll add people later, Suggestions? who do you think, I should add?
Btw, I am excluding anime guys or there will be no end to it XD

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