Reasons I am Single...

Hello people,

It is the beginning of February and everything is saturated with Valentine's Day merchandise. It shouldn't surprise anyone that not only it is one of the best commercialized holidays beside Christmas, but also an opportunity to share the love between couples, friends and family...what am I saying?

IT IS NOT!! If anything it is just a date to torment the ones who are single!!

Everything pretty much hits my face with a hard falcom punch of reality!

The worst part of it, is that I don't think I can help my self.

No joking...even my own Sim can't help herself...

It is depressing how she has to write love letters to herself...

If you are curious of what this action does...It pretty much humiliates you by posting it on your wall.

I have made a depressing list of the reason I believe I am single, but I don't want to traumatize my audience and have decided just to list the "funny ones"

Reasons Gio is single:

• I have the worst memory ever!! Names, Birthdays, Dates, you name it and I forget!! Sometimes it takes me a while to just remember what I have eaten all day.
• I have my gay male friend listed as my husband on facebook, he calls me "husband" and I call him "wifu"...yeap, I am the man in the relationship.
• I am a facebook stalker.
• I am violent even with the people I care for the most, I....punch people out of love.
• When I say that I have a husband and a wife, it means I am talking about my two favorite seiyu. Konishi Katsuyuki is my husband and Hiro C is my wife.
• I get obsess over games like the "Sims" (duh! look at the picture) and tetris on facebook.
• I use youtube and facebook on daily basis as if it something like showering or brushing my teeth.
• A part of me died on my internet hiatus.
• I am a frustrated artist.
• I am a horrible person and I can say mean things about people.
• I use sarcasm to the point that many people don’t know if I am using it or not.
• I use double meaning as if it is the most natural thing in the world...and yes, double meaning in a perverted way.
• I can't seduce a man even if my life depended on it.
• I have different categories for: Creepy, weird, and a pervert.
• example:
• He is a creepy stalker, I in the other way I'm a cute one.
• She is a weird and creepy pervert, I in the other hand I'm a nice weirdo.
• I might be slightly creepy, but not to THAT point.
• I make weird noises and I have weird sayings, some include but not limited to:
• "Mukyaa~" "Kyaaa" "Gyapoo"-> all thanks to Nodame Cantabile
• "Nyaa~"-> yes, I do have a cat complex.
• "Sad Panda"-> I have no clue where I got this from.
• "Fck my___"
• "Penis"
• "Ukulele"
• "Life"
• "Suck my balls"
• "It sucks dick for skittles" Jersey Shore Oscar Wilde Parody Video
• I should really make another post just our of these...
• According to this video, I would fail on the "first date" for many reasons...

Photography-> RED FLAG

"What they say"-> RED FLAG

(I have no clue what he means)

I don't have a favorite "SPACE MOVIE"

I don't have the answer for "Why some birds can fly and some can't?"

Lastly....I AM CRAZY!!!!